Missy's Musings

Have you ever been in a situation that you really don't want to fucking be in, but you have no other choice so you just focus on one mantra: “Grow a Pair!” Like, what! I don't have to deal with this, I'm a grown ass woman - and then I...

  He’s got a package you love to admire. So what better way to tell him you plan on opening his package than giving him a package to open of his own? We have know a special man who deserves to be appreciated. He shows up every day ready to be...

Mothers-in-law. We love them, and we love to hate them. The Holidays are upon us, and we promised our significant others we would try harder not to say anything upsetting to dearest MIL this year. Of course, it won’t be easy to listen to the unsolicited parenting advice or the...